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Just thought it would be fun to read PR jokes. EnJOY!

Social Media Jokes (Lyndit)

Social Media Jokes (Lyndit)

A newly established public relations consultant, wanting to impress the first client coming into his office, picked up the telephone and said, “I’m sorry, but I have a tremendous workload at the moment and I won’t be able to look after your campaign for at least a month.”

He then hung up, turned to the young man in his office and asked, “What can I do for you, sir?”

“Nothing,” replied the young man. “I’m just here to hook up your phone.”

Terms used when writing up performance appraisals for public relations employees and the real meanings of the words:

  • Good Communication Skills – Spends a lot of time chatting on the telephone
  • Average Employee – Is not too bright
  • Exceptionally Well Qualified – Has made no major blunders yet
  • Work is her First Priority – Is too ugly to get a date
  • Active Socially – Drinks a lot
  • Family is Active Socially – Spouse drinks, too
  • Independent Worker – Nobody knows what he is doing
  • Quick Thinking – Offers plausible excuses
  • Careful Thinker – Won’t make a decision
  • Uses Logic on Difficult Assignments – Gets someone else to do them
  • Expresses herself well – Speaks English
  • Meticulous Attention to Detail – Is a nit picker
  • Has Leadership Qualities – Is tall
  • Exceptionally Good Judgement – Is very lucky
  • Keen Sense of Humor – Knows a lot of dirty jokes
  • Career Minded – Is always stabbing colleagues in the back
  • Very Loyal – Can’t get a job anywhere else

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